Abusive Parents - His dad clubs baby seals.
Animal Motifs - Sharks.
Deadpan Snarker - Light on the deadpan, heavy on the snark.
Goggles Do Nothing - He wears goggles. Goggles are cool.
Go Nagai Sideburns - According to Tessa he was born with sideburns. I...wouldn't doubt it.
Green Eyes - Hinting at both his unusual parentage and his connection with ( Read more... )